I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
