We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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