Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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