You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I seem to have left my pride at pride
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
True college students do jello shots in the library
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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