I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Randomize
