How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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