Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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