well you can't waste a boner
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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