You really coming over, don't trick.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
it's great music for shaving your balls
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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