May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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