What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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