He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
His hands were made for my vagina.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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