ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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