So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
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