JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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