so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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