I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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