Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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