Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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