There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You made out with two different species that night
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
