I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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