belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
