Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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