found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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