I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize