they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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