Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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