with your own penis?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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