Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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