CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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