I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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