Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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