dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Its about making memories worth repressing
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I wish life had little blips of pornography
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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