Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
How naked do you want me to be?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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