What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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