We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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