No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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