How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
