just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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