I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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