I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
