no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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