That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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