Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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