Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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