I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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