Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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