I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I fill condoms, not promises.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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