And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
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