I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
