Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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