i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
and she was petting her beer can
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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