Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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