My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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