it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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