i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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