next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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